T    h    i    s     L o n g weekend!! Thank god its gone. I read Bill Bryson. I read The Economist. I watched Malaamal Weekly second time. On Sunday I had three rounds of 12 rotis with the same curry by 12 in the noon. Dont drop because I came to know from reliable source (actually straight from the horse's mouth) that my maid doesnt take breakfast at all and devours 12 chapatis everyday for lunch at 1 everyday. Its literally "horse's mouth" because we "sort of" speak using sign language. All I know by now is that she is from Chennai. Her name is Parmeshi. She stays downstair with another ten call girls(they work in call centre) who for some reason look at me loathingly. Come on! I cant hit at 10 girls at a time. They should understand that. And after all I am a married guy living a life full of celibacy i.e. shit. Anyway, one of these girls is called Latha. For some reason she thought I am not going to eat her and decided to say hello when I said hi. Thats how I roped in Parmeshi with a proper agreement. Though Lata speaks Kannada only.

I also went with Papanda and his beloved tigress wife on Saturday.

Coming back, I came to know that the president of Belarush stinks according to the Economist. Naples stinks (literally) according to Bill Bryson and Kopenhagen is great. Medha Patekar is taking the world by storm. Mr. Narendra Modi is still pursuing a carrer in drama. Aamir khan will be screwed by BJP and Congrass (rare threesome). Salman Khan went to bail from jail. West Bengal is going to polls today. Samuel Beckket wrote the End Game. Slovodan Milosevic was a guy who was commited to his wife till he died in a prison cell in Hague. The monarchy in Nepal is in grave danger (probably for the last time. "Tell me, Mr. Anderson... what good is a phone call... if you're unable to speak? "). Mumbai Police heaved a sigh of relief after the ban on dancing bars was lifted by higher court.

And here is what I liked,

• Life is fun if you can treat it with lots of impulses - Bill Bryson (not in exact words.)
• Boldness is the key-note of Vedanta. The message of Vedanta is fearlessness, soul-force and unity of conciousness.-Swami Sivananda
• Fearlessness is the gateway to success. One should therefore shun all kinds of fear... One can rectify the mistakes made in the past with the help of fearlessness and patience. -Rig Veda